Tuesday, March 14, 2006

This is sodhi's world

This is sodhi's world: "Things you never want to hear your flight crew say after takeoff

Don’t worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one engine.
Let’s see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game of 'chicken'
Captain, did you just say, 'Thank you for flying Jihad Airlines' ?
No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door.
Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that 'Fuel Dump' button.
Wow, what a coincidence, it’s my first day on the job, too.
Captain, why don’t you just put this thing on auto-pilot and come join our little party?
Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is?
What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last refueling stop?
Tower, did you just say, 'eeney, meeney, miney, moe?
Here’s your parachute, here’s yours, and yours, and here’s mine."