The Robert Swipe Show: Gardeners' Question Time - With Kim Wilde!!!
The Robert Swipe Show: Gardeners' Question Time - With Kim Wilde!!!: "'Well Mr. D-G, I can indeed recommend an alternative - although it's not a groundsheet. Mr. Wilde and I swear by a sex swing. They are particularly pleasant of a barmy summer evening, but they can also function as a useful outdoor sex location all year round. Just hop on and then ask Mrs. D-G to don a pair of my patented 'Garden Tool Collection' gussetless pantyhose and pipe her on board! You'll never have to launder a ground sheet again! And don't forget that a few cunningly arranged creepers can help your swing double as an elegant pergola - an ideal shady spot for that post-coital pregnancy test and vapour rub! Happy swinging!' "
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