Thursday, March 02, 2006

This That and Frog Hair: {R}ated grins

This That and Frog Hair: {R}ated grins: "In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.

In the state of Washington: There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). ?

In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance.

In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath. "